Hello, everybody! My name is Lambchop and I've been asked to take over the turkey hostessing duties this year, because my brothers, who handled it last year, are otherwise engaged.
As you can see we have two cute little turkeys in the house ... well ... four if you count my big brothers. hee hee Since my brothers never actually managed to name the turkeys, I've decided to name them myself. It's only polite. So please say hello to ... hold on, let me check ... okay ... well, that answers that question ... Fred and Tom. Yes, Fred and Tom, the Ewe Household turkeys.
What? You want to know what they do?
Well, I can tell you that they're not edible. Believe me, I've tried. In fact, I pretty much try to eat or suck on everything I can get my little hands on.
And they're very gossipy. In fact, Fred and Tom can be downright rude when they spend their time gobble gobble gobbling to each other about all the latest turkey news, completely ignoring me!
If they continue to gobble and ignore me for too long, though, I just separate them. That usually does the trick.
And if it doesn't, I play toss-the-turkey. I'm getting really good at it ... although the game does require a second player, someone who will happily keep picking up the tossed turkey and returning it to me for more tossing.
That reminds me, thanks Mommy!
hee hee
Fred, Tom and I hope everyone had a brilliant Thanksgiving and enjoyed their stuffed chicken.
















